little brown monkey

So there’s a dog in the house. Her name is apparently Saffie.
Saffie has unseated me. Or so I’m being led to believe.
Everything these days is about Saffie. Well her or the little rugrat that comes over.
I am sooooo much cuter than a corgi or a 2 year old. Why have they stopped loving me?
I’m so sad. I want to play. I want Jeff and Irma to take me places and take pictures of me!
Yeah, I guess you could say I’m jealous, but wouldn’t you be?
I hope Jeff and Irma read this and get an ear ful! I’m sick of being left out!

I got a new friend. He’s protecting me from the evil monkey.
I posted pictures of him on flickr. Please go comment on how cool he is!
He’s bigger than me, and so he can beat up the scary guy!

Yay! I have two great friends!
Oh thanks. sAm! (He gave me my new friend)

There’s a new monkey in the house. He’s really scary! I don’t think I like him, but he’s in the same room with me.
He makes really weird noises and he MOVES?! Oh my goodness I don’t know what to do! I’m one scared monkey! Hopefully they’ll put this monkey away soon. I don’t think I can stand it for much longer.

The wedding was great! I got to eat a lot. Mmmmm cake is soo yummy! And everyone took pictures of me! I felt so special!
Then I went with Jeff and Irma to Hawaii. It was an island called Kauai. It was really scary. There was water everywhere. Little monkeys don’t do well in water. So Jeff and Irma didn’t take me out there. I did get to see a seal and a lighthouse and big big waterfalls. I went up in a helicopter and that was great! Irma held me really tight, so I knew I was safe!
I think I’m going to post some pictures in a little bit. Yay!
I’m such a happy monkey!

I’m so happy! Irma and her mom have been measuring and sewing a suit for me! It’s what I’m going to wear to Irma and Jeff’s wedding!
I look so grownup in my suit. A suit made for a little monkey, who would’ve thought?
I’ll post a picture of me at the wedding once it happens, but I think it’s gonna be a while.

Oh! Gotta go, more alterations!

I’m in Colorado! I’m happy, we’re going to the Black Canyon at Gunnison National Park tomorrow. Which means… I get to see WATER!! I’m so super excited!

I love vacations!

OH!! I also posted some pictures of me on vacation. Check them out on the right, they’re on flickr!

I’ve been in a bookcase for a month. Ah-choo! There’s dust everywhere. I should’ve sneaked off to the computer before now. I’m ok, Puddles keeps telling me stories about water. He’s silly! The last time I saw water was in Paris I think. I want to go play in the water some time. Maybe Jeff and Irma will take me to the beach. I wouldn’t be dusty at the beach. I might be a little sandy, but I’d be super happy!

I like easter. There’s lot of candies and little kids running around. I got to eat some chocolate, it was yummy! Chocolate covered bananas would’ve been better. Oh well. Sunday was the first time I’d gotten out of the house in a long time. The sun was warm and it felt really good!
Irma has been really busy lately, she says she’s doing big people stuff so I have to stay in the bedroom most of the time. It’s ok, because she still pays attention to me. Jeff I haven’t seen in a few days. I wonder if he’ll ever come back.

Sam squished me under the laptop. It hurt really really bad. Sam is a mean person. Puddles helped me out from under the laptop. Puddles is nice.
I miss writing, but Irma put me in the bedroom and I wasn’t able to get to the computer. I haven’t done much since January. Irma seems to be really busy and Jeff is always sleepy. I’m a lonely and now an abused monkey thanks to Sam. Sometimes I think about leaving to explore more of the world. Maybe tomorrow.

I’m so tired! Christmas was crazy! We hung out in the stockings all night, and watched the excitement. Kids are nuts! When they started opening presents, the place went crazy. There was paper everywhere and screaming too. It was scary! I’m glad I was in a safe place. Just watching the kids wore Puddles and me out!
New Year’s was last night. Only Irma’s parents were here, but it was VERY cool. There were fireworks outside. The whole sky had pretty lights in it. I was very excited, and I didn’t go to bed untill 2!! It was great!
But now, I’m pooped. Irma put the Rose Bowl game on the TV. It was ok, but not very exciting. I couldn’t take the one team scores, then the other, blah blah blah. It was like watching tennis. So, that’s when I fell over. It’s all been too much for a little monkey like me. I don’t think I’ll be complaining about parties for a while. I’ve had enough for now. I just want to go to ‘em when every once in a while.
Pooped now, going to bed. Goodnight!

So 2 parties have come and gone at our house. Irma let Puddles and me come out before the Thanksgiving party to take some pictures. Then she told us to stay in the bedroom, because the little kids might hurt us. Well that was the worst part. I could hear all the people laughing and talking and we were all alone. Good thing Puddles was with me, but we couldn’t even play games because the big kids were playing them. It was all very sad! So after that, I decided to stop talking to Irma, she wasn’t very nice. I tried to talk to Jeff, but he never listens to me. I’m not a very Happy Monkey.
Last weekend they had another party. This one for Christmas. I could hear them talking about Monkeys and fun. I thought for sure Irma would come get me, but no. I was again left in the bedroom. At least we had the dreamcast, but it still made me sad.
So now it’s Wednesday and in 2 days Irma and Jeff will have another party. I don’t think I’ll be able to stand it. I really don’t like parties.

I’ve got socks! It’s getting cold in Texas, and now I have socks to help keep me warm! Jeff likes to keep the house cold, so I’m really glad I’ve got socks! Yay for socks!

Have you ever rolled balls around? Irma and Jeff don’t have any balls rolling around the house, so I’ve never played with a real one, but this weekend I went nuts over a game where all you do is roll a ball around. It was great! I got to roll up candy and cards and after a while people! I felt so powerful. I was so into the game I forgot to sleep for an entire day! So I slept all day Monday up until now. The game is called Katamari Damacy and I want to play it some more! YAY! Video Games are cool!

There was a party at the house last night, and everyone was happy playing games. I was happy too! Cecily even picked me up and played with me. Then they started watching the news. I was still happy but they all started to look sad. Everyone left looking really upset. I thought it was a party. Why would everyone be sad? Even this morning Irma looks really mad, sad, and bad. I don’t like it. I like to party!! I’m a little brown monkey who wants to dance and be happy and things shouldn’t be sad. Get happy!

I made a new friend today. His name is Puddles, and he’s really nice. I’m teaching him how to play video games! Now he can come over and keep me company when there’s noone else here. Yay! Monkey Happy!

So I hear there’s something called an election happening next week. Everyone seems very excited about it. I’m an undecided monkey. Bush looks a lot like my mom, so I have a slight leaning towards him. But I also heard through the grapevine that Kerry was going to give free bananas to little monkeys. This is a tough decision.

I know it’s late, but I finally got to sneak onto the computer. It’s been a hectic weekend! I got to ride around Austin in a tiny black car, and I watched the first game of the world series! Baseball is cool, they break bats and run around in circles. I run around in circles sometimes. I get dizy. Sometimes after I run around in circles I get so excited that I start bouncing around the room. And sometimes I get REALLY excited and start flinging things around. Sometimes, POO! Good thing I don’t get REALLY excited too often, Jeff and Irma would probably be mad if it happened all the time. But it really is fun, you should try it some time.

Running around in circles I mean.

Hello out there! I’m Monkey and I’m one year old. Today I’m very happy. I have my new blog! I’ve been hearing about these things a lot lately. Being a monkey of the millenia, I decided to try it. So here I am!
I’ll be posting as often as I can, but I belong to Irma and Jeff, so we’ll see how often they let me play on the computer.
I have to go nap now, bye bye.